Women Are Psycho's

"Single women are like vultures... They'll feed on anything even if it's dead."

I've known this for a while... But never felt the need to point out the obvious.
When I say "Women Are Psychos" I don't mean like Lorena Bobbett/ Cut your boyfriends penis off and hide the evidence... Those women are demented. A woman who would allow a man to control her emotions so much that it lands her in jail- These women clearly weren't thinking... Because being a women, you know you can probably find a way to convince your man to cut off his own penis... Leave it to the power's of Persuassion!
However, a man could never do this.
A man's thought process consists of two things... Tits & Ass. Occasionally there's the man who has three- which usually includes some kind of sports, politics, their mother, car, or career... Oh yeah and or mud wrestling.
But I'm getting way way way off course.

Lately I've been feeling like a minority among Denver's population. I don't mean race either. Being single/ solo is very rare. Even when I was in Las Vegas last weekend all I saw was couples holding hands and women grasping on tighter to their men as I passed them on the street.... P.S. I don't want your man... I want my own.

I'm seriously starting to feel like a pretator. Our prey... Any man we spot who isn't wearing a wedding ring >>>>>>>>>> Yesterday I was with a group of girls outside one of our apartments and as we walked out the door the 4 of us noticed this very attractive man waiting outside the building. And as we stepped into our taxi cab, my girlfriend turned to me and commented "Who is that guy??? He was gorgeous." And just as she finished her sentence a women stepped out and greeted him with a hug. Our immediate response was "Oh... He has a Bitch."
Later that afternoon while we were watching the Broncos/Patriots playoff game my friend turned to me and said "He just said the "G" word" ... She was referring to a conversation we sharred with a guy who was a friend of a friend... I told her "It's All Relative"... He was a Patriots Fan. He mentioned the words "My girlfriend."
And even later at Forest Room Five we met up for drinks with some friends and an additional 3-4 men joined us who knew people at our table. One of which was particular interest to my friend and I. My friend leaned over and said to me "Now we just have to find out if he's gay or has a GF." Turned out he had a girlfriend... ha ha.

By the end of the night they had me saying "All the single men are dead."

Are we so deperate for a man that we pummle every one we encouter??? No. But having a boyfriend, a good one anyway, has it's benefits. Someone to open the door for you, someone to smile with... Someone to laugh with... Someone special to wish you happy birthday... To Cook you breakfast on a Sunday morning, and lay around watching movies with all day long in your pajammas... Someone to take care of you when you are sick, kiss you on the forehead and tell you he loves you... Who doesn't want that???

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